Trying it out.

 

Mr. Dylan is interested in the potty. 

He likes to sit on it. He likes to flush it.

He likes to pretend he's going to reach inside and touch the "yucky water" and watch mommy react with the speed of an olympic sprinter.

He enjoys putting on his elmo/big bird/cookie monster mini seat and taking it off. He likes the part where you get excited about it all and strip off your pants and your diaper and say "let's do it!"

He likes to sit there and knock on the wall. Or pull the toilet seat down and make a "Dylan Sandwich"

He likes to push down his fat little tummy and look DOWN between his legs. "What IS that thing?"

He likes to swing his legs and wiggle his toes while he sits...like a king on his thrown. 

A captain in his captain chair. 

A president in the oval office.

But that's all he likes to do on the potty.