So part of my job here is to give tours.
I'm like the "second choice" tour guide because the "first choice" girl is really good at it. She's very elequent and says words like "irreverent" and has little factoids like "75 miles of internet cable" stored in her brain.
I get the tour calls from people that go like this:
Mrs. Need A Tour: "Hi,. "Perfect Tour Guide" is unavailable and we really need someone/anyone breathing to show us around the building, is there anyway you can do it?
The funny thing is...I actually really like giving tours. It's just exhausting.
Today I got to work with "Perfect Tour Guide" because we had to give tours to highschool sophomores.
These were my favorite questions.
Mr. Cowboy Hat: "So, um, can we see a dead body?"
Mr. Twang: "Like, can that mannequin PEE?
Miss Clueless: "What's the type of nurse that um, like, gets to play with babies?"
Mr. Valedictorian: "So do doctors of osteopathic medicine like, treat osteoporosis?"
Group of Cool Kids: " We TOTALLY saw an organ in the sink" ( in the anatomy lab) "It was in tupperware, like my mom's"
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