My mother in law has turned me on to a new pass time.
It's called: "Reading the local Newspaper and trying not to convulse with laughter"
For instance this lovely gem from an article about a home invasion.
"According to Sheriff David Ray, Captain Honeycutt’s investigation revealed that approximately four persons entered the residence, pulled weapons and forced the homeowner to give them up to $2,500 cash money. "
Cash Money baby.
And this obituary for a lovely old woman.
"...., she loved collecting dolls and handbags. She also enjoyed listening to gospel music and she loved the Lord.
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